My Wife, My Parrot And UPS Man
A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch: It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy …
A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch: It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy …
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he f…
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed. “Honey,” she said, thinking quickl…
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. “How bad is it?” the doctor asks. “I have no idea.”…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of wat…
One day a priest was walking down the street. He saw a little boy on the front porch of a house trying to reach the doorbell…
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethos…
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a youn…
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1…
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it …
A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer. At one point, he needed to choose and enter a new p…
Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because…
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” …
Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnn…
Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one t…
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. The man watched the game in astonishment…
A man was walking on the street with a lion. A cop saw him and said – Hey! You can’t walk that lion here. Take him to the zo…
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love. The fortune teller reads his palm and tells …
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand t…
A big-city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks “How do you guys relieve your s*xual tension?” “Simple, just…
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man loo…
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in th…
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want t…
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began und…
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